An author who promotes relations and marriabe between men and girls as young as 12 is threatening (...) to sue Covington County unless it pays him for books and CDs seized last year. (...) George Hoey Morris of Eclectic is seeking $10,900 for the loss of more than 1,000 books titled "Virginbride.net" and 800 copies of "Young Models," a companion compact disc. The self-published book tells men how to travel to foreign countries and
Hey wait. I think I'll go right now and write a book about planting fart cushions in goverment places, with audio companion disk.
I probably won't sell a single copy, but don't worry, I've got it all figured out. Officials will seize it and then I'll sue them to get the $20,000 list price of the whole kit and kaboodle.
